Dear Aquarius,

An Aquarian friend can be a dear one, but you’ll really have to work at it. They may invite you to their home for dinner, and then look at you blankly when you don’t arrive with the food, wine, and dinnerware. You, Aquarius, have a thirst for knowledge, but it isn’t clear why as you will never actually apply that knowledge in anything you do. Instead, you’ll stumble onward; ill equipped and oblivious to any insight you surely gained through previous endeavors. Some will try and help you through difficult circumstances that you create for yourself, but you’ll likely freak out, tell them to mind their own business, and find a bar where you can more easily find feeble minded people to manipulate. You will, however, quickly become bored with these dim witted people and look again for someone that can challenge you intellectually, only to freak out once again and start the cycle anew.