Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Dear Cancer,

Defying logic and explanation is the key to being a Cancer. One would think that the biggest sucker in the zodiac would simply choose the good things to believe and be happy. Not so. The Cancerian tendency to be overly dramatic and love of being the bearer of bad news, be it truth or fiction, override any and all desires for emotional well being. While your lively imagination will probably lead you to considerable wealth in life, you will never be able to actually enjoy it. Nor will you ever have time to spend it, as that same imagination will have you manifest a string of illnesses upon yourself until you die an untimely death. Sorry about that, but it can’t be any worse than anything you would have come up with.

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