Dear Scorpio,

Fun Fact: 48% of Latin women born in the 20th century were Scorpios. The rest developed bi-polar disorder; completing the straight flush. Though fun to be with, one had better make it quick as the Scorpio... See More’s utter lack of self control makes them enjoyable and extremely dangerous all at once. With a very pronounced fear of failure, Scorpios are often found with a Libra as a co-pilot. The Scorpio retains everything that the Libra doesn’t (which is just about everything) and satisfies its own control lust in the process. There is way more than meets the eye with a Scorpio, and that part is worse than what you already see.